Balloon horse racing: Ever wanted to see horses made out of balloons race? No? Well don't click here then.

Mr Fizzy's Fun Page: Mr Fizzy used to be part of George's show. He isn't anymore but he still has a rather unusual web page up were you get to feed him potions, solve mazes, read jokes, sign his guest book and join clubs that don't exist anymore. Meet Mr Fizzy

The Games Room: What's that? You want a hideously pink web page with a load of cheesy games on ad heavy freeby sites? You got it

The Old Site: Before I made the site all sleek and simple I used a different format. I think the funky, supercool, aardvark-based, interactive menu made up for the terrible clashing colours and multiple fonts. Many folks disagreed. Decide for yourself

Balloon Twisting Instructions: Learn to make dogs, swans and if you're feeling ambitious; Tweetie Pie. Go twist.